Died twice (!)
✔️ Risen from the dead to check his phone
✔️ Fathered a child
✔️ Adopted a child (the kid looks displeased)
✔️ Trained as a radiologist
✔️ Switched careers to be a tour guide
✔️ Switched careers to be a ‘freedom fighter’
✔️ Switched careers to be a journalist; All of these stellar performances since October 7th! How does he fit it all in? Where will Mr. Pallywood appear next?