i'm not normal but whatever (explanation in comments)

(1.)
GREEN = yes
RED = "ehh"/occasionally/depends

reads books: quite rare, but i do
have a job: too young
doesn't do drugs: i don't smoke or drink either, both because i'm too young and because i hate all of them
have a talent: nope
healthy body: i guess... i'm a bit underweight but it's not severr
25+ people in contacts: i only have parents and a few people i know... my parents are the only ones that call me, apart from scammers or people who entered wrong number (it happens more often than i think)
play instrument: nope, no talent
loves and respects parents: yea
exercise: don't wanna break my fragile bones
not super political: as a conservative i get called a n@z! enough, but i kinda just stopped caring about politics altogether
healthy hobby: nope, i play too many video games (doesn't affect my health significantly since i touch grass but still 4-6 hours per day)
is happy: never will be due to how crap my life is, but i'm defo feeling much better now that i'm not overburnt
pays taxes: not yet, too young

Why do you get called a nazi?

because i am a conservative, as i said above,
and to many folk, political right=nazi
that said, i am trying to just forget and not give a f**k about politics, so please don't ask about it, thanks

Huh

(2.)
tidy room: when i'm in my room i spend most time on my bed so most areas are pretty tidy, and besides i need a lot of room to move my body around lol
doesnt argue every day: while i like arguing i don't really have arguments all that often, most are because some stranger on the internet misunderstood something that i made/said/posted and got mad about it
respects people with different opinion: yes (this does not include obviously taboo stuff like pedos, n@z!s, etc)
healthy sleeping schedule: i go to bed at around 22:00 (23:00 or midnight for friday and weekends) and wake up at around 6:00, so that's usually the full 8 hours but i have no defined "schedule"
knows how to cook: i can make breakfast and dinner for myself occasionally but those are just fruits and veggies with bread so no actual cooking
spends time outside: yes, i touch grass
plays a sport: nope, no talent and don't wanna break my fragile bones

(3.)
interact with irl friends at least once a week: i have no friends and don't want any, so it's impossible
doesn't go to therapist: not right now, even with my crazy mental health issues — my parents are planning to sign me up for one eventually but we haven't done a lot about it (i should've gone with red for this, but oh well)
not obsessed with fictional character: i *am* a bit obsessed with my own fictional character(s) but only because i want to further improve them (since they're part of one big universe), and obviously i'm not gonna ship them or do some other stupid bullcrap like that :skull:
have a plan for the future: nope lmao, but i don't really need one, we have no idea how the future will turn out, but most likely we'll be screwed anyways
capable of normal speech: i >can< speak normally, but only if i want to, and a BIG emphasis on the "if i want to"...that said, if someone talks to me about a topic i am interested in and know about (e.g. cars, outer space) then you can bet that i'll talk about it a crap ton