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Do...what? Get through the millions of things on my life's to-do list? You know how numbers work, right? Working my way from the top to the absolute floor--where you are--would take me like 500 lifetimes.

Living long enough to piss on your grave will be gratification enough.

Is that why you're here? I'm laughing even harder since it was you being mad that brought you here in the first place

Actually I wasn't mad, I was bored.

That's rich! Your whole life appears to be a joke. Tell me another one

Your mom loves you so much

My parents don't judge me based on me wiping my ass with vermin online

Your dad would be so proud of you rn

Pissing in troll's pimp cups is how do you say...extracurricular. Not my raison d'etre. If anyone is ashamed of me it's me, for wasting good time skewering you that could be better spent on literally anything else. But it's so much FUN.

I was going to say if being verbally abused is normal to you then find new friends, but I totally forgot that's the limit of crusader interpersonal skills. Heh, what a laugh. Ok, we're back on track!

Your lack of self awareness is stupefying. Are you even sentient? I feel like a 10yo could program an algorithm to behave indistinguishably from you with like 50 lines of code.

Um actually, there are some 10 year olds that can, and that proves nothing. Why sir, are you trying to insult me with weak arguments?

You're too obtuse to put your shoes on the correct feet. Trying to play off the inconceivable simplicity of your mind as common knowledge isn't something you can pull off convincingly. It is funny as shit though. Keep going, much more and my sides are going to split.

Damnit you broke the streak. Now we'll have to start all over.

Unholy crap, you're following me! I can't stop you from fantasizing but it would be nice if you kept your crush to yourself.

No seriously

Now MUSH

I'm not begging for anything. Okay, maybe for you to SHUT UP and stop posting such ridiculous posts.

Maybe try relegation your own assininity to your own streams instead of following me around and complaining that you don't like the decor. Maybe stop thinking your hate can do anything but encourage me further, get a clue and stay out of MY sight. Nah, that makes too much sense for a retarded crusader dickhead like you to comprehend. Carry on sticking your dick in a hornet's nest, and enjoy your anaphylaxis. If it swells to 10x its normal size you may actually be able to see it with the naked eye! I know this is too much text for your miniscule brain to take in, roasting nutbags like you in amusing either way.

Yeah, I said that at the end. 🤣🫵

Hey I found you and the rest of the crusader gimps a new mascot

You're as predictable as you are pathetic.

Pretty sure that was the flag of the 3rd reich, and crusaders are the pieces of shit bent on exterminating groups they don't approve of, so it suits y'all better than it suits us.

If that entails becoming more like you, I'd rather feed myself feet first into an industrial shredder. They're both in the bottom 5 of the millions of things I'd like to do with my life, so, carry on beating your chest since you can't find your meat.

Do it bro.

Huh. Did it ever occur to you that you telling me to fxck off is no more likely to work than me telling you to fxck off? Or is that too profound of a thought to get through your 2" thick, lead lined cranium?