I don't think Jesus belongs in any team because he's wise and peaceful, so it also was an L for Team Morshu to "put" Jesus as a part of their team, they might've forgot that Jesus treats everyone equally.
You mean the council from Team Wheatley? It still doesn't make sense because Jesus would not attack anybody, not even a fly, he treats everyone equally, so he doesn't belong in ANY team because it doesn't match his personality.
Well, Jesus Idiot Christ, our weapons were tested on your parents and they died. So now we will used said weapons to obliterate you. NO NO NO NO NO NO-; F**K CHRISTIANITY!!!!!! CONVERT TO WHEATLEYISM!!!