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Chainsaw: Deadly AF but makes too much noise

Katana: Good if you know how to use it properly, requires alot of maintenence

Sledgehammer: Deadly in the hands of a true man, Really heavy to carry around

Broken bottle: You only use it a few times

Wooden stake: We're not hunting Vampires tho!

Box cutter: They're not even supposed to be lethal

Cutting board: Probably won't use it with a knife, not dense enough to kill

Any knife: Small, takes alot of stabs to kill.

Fireaxe: Deadly in the hands of a true Psychopath, A bit heavy, awkward to store, can cut wooden debris

Wooden Bat: Good but the metal bat would work better

Chopping Axe: Same as the fireaxe

Machete & Kukri: S H A R P, can cut debris

Kunais or Throwing stars: Quiet weapons, Ranged, won't kill instantly (Unless your a ninja)

Metal bat: Great sound, lighter than wooden bat, just as customizable as the wooden bat, an be concealed in a quivver

Frying Pan: Deadly in the hands of an angry Scott, Also makes great sound, concealable.

Hatchets: Throwable, can be dual weilded, can decapitate zombies, I can gather wood too.

Throwing hatchets: Hatchets, but throwings the best option

Compound bow: Various arrows, can use good ammo storage, can be stored in a bag

Survival Hatchet: Hatchet, but on steriods, great for scavenging recources, sure as hell it can kill

Nailgun: Can nail zombies to walls, good fortification tool, head shots are very lethal.

Crossbow: Low skill required to use, can modify like any normal firearm (Minus Suppressors), various bolts, iron sights, very accurate, compatable w/sling
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metal bat
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Good one. Can add various attachments to it that could improve its performance such as a better grip, nails, and more durable metal. As does more damage than a regular wooden bat.
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the only reasons i chose it are:
-i think it would sound nice
-i once hit my friend over the head with a metal stick thing on his birthday and he cried. i was, like, 7
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making your friend good bait
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Crossbow w the Kukri or machete would be a deadly combo
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Throwing stars all the way lol
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Machete :)
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Excellent choice. Fairly light weight, sharp as hell, but could be a pain to pack around. Also likely to break depending on condition
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As long as you don't act like a f**king madman you shouldn't easily break it
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If your fighting off a horde of zombies (or humans that want to kill you) then you should act like a f**king mad man.
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We all know that halberd >>>>
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What is this? The 13th century? Where you gonna find a halberd just lying around?
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Where are you gonna find a f**king katana lmao (I was just giving my opinion btw)
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Uhm
Actually
That’s a good point
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You expect someone to be calm?
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Nope, I just expect them to not be insane
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where crowbar
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That one’s good. Very durable, sharp and blunt, but it’s sort of heavy.
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gordon
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Ramsey
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personally compound bow
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That’s good if you can be stealthy and can keep some distance between you and your opponent. Close combat wouldn’t be ideal.
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stabby stabby
also compound bow more powerful than a regular one
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