Calvin gun

nah ima hit my kids

WHAT

Ima smash some kids

u do u man

"i want to f**king kill something"
f**king kill the power to your whole neighborhood haha

Ironic, I just got back from Planet Fitness!

my neighborhood gym close earlier so i had to workout at home

Sorry to hear that, did it all work out (pun intended)?

yeah, was just doing some curling of 30 pounds

Good! I did minor leg day today.

im thinkink of pulling a spamton move and just post a flexing photo

i gotta make sure legs are covered tho, apefan simps for my thighs

Peculiar motivation, are you two together?

no, we were talking about how my friend thinks i broke one of his ribs in wreslthing with my thighs and then he was like i don't believe your thighs that big and strong enough to so i show photo and now he simps

Ah, I see. Humourous story, that is certain!

and a few 1 min plankes its a light day

I wanna hit my uncle