......Run.......

Well, i have a shotgun… Thats all im saying

Hold a pillow over its head until it sleeps 💀

claim it as my pet

Also an option

ITS THE ONLY OPTION

Yeah

its either that, or become friends with it. either way it'll kill who i want it to

ok hear me out...

I would knock myself out so I'd be unconscious when the thing killed me

f**k no

nooooooo

I jump out the window. I'd rather fall to my death than die to that... thing.

“Yo, you want some coffee? A cup of sugar?”