As someone without any friends, I see this as an absolute win.

ill buy back my best friend

200m

Took me a while to realise

Bro I relate

What type 🤨

I'll choose 200 million, then bribe my best friend 5 mil for him to come back to me.

just make your best friend be just a normal friend and take the money

200 mil is 200 mil

200 million USD, Korean won, Japanese yen, Iraqi dinar, ounces of gold, bodies, orphans, brain cells… the unit of measure is quite important.

Children

Damn, that’s more than enough for all the politicians and billionaires, you would make Epstein’s island look like child’s play.

At least it will keep my hunger and entertainment satisfied

"200 million pennies"

That’s still 2 million dollars 👍
As someone without any friends, still an absolute win.

200 million dollars will help me get lotta friends.

I'll buy some black friends so people will finally believe I'm not racist

200 million what?

Dolar

dammit
i thought it would be 200 million kids

Edp would be happy for the rest of his life

He would no longer need to waste time going out to get cupcakes