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POV: tax evasion

Lmao

Instead of “YAHOO!” he go “YEEEEEEEEEEER”

Hah! Imagine that!

hi again (you might have been here for a long time and i just didn’t come here when you were active but idk)

Yeah, it's a long story

GET BACK HERE!!! YOU OWN ME $100000 FROM LAST NIGHTS POKER NIGHT-

HELL NAH!

*Pulls out Time stone and begins reversing time*
I SAID GET BACK HERE-

The time stone? Like sonic Cd?

More like The Infinity Gaultlet-

Ah

*Teleports to personal hell*
MAKE ME, BITCH!
*Mario like laugh*

FINE, DON't COME TO ME...
I'LL COME FOR YOU-
*Teleport with you*

*Teleports to the Marioverse*
NUH UH!

*teleports with you*
YUH HUH!

*pays MX to mount your head on a spike*
NUH UH!

*Pays MX to do so to you instead*
Y u H u H-

You son of a bitch!

Y o u C a N b E a T m E

N E V E R

I'M SORRY FOR CHASING YOU, OK?!?!? LET ME OUT!

F*CK YOU!

h A h A h A H a H a H a

Now's MY turn!

*stuffs you into a Bowser Sprite*

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT-

*Does it anyway*

LET ME OUT!!LET ME OUUT!!

Oh wait.... I can't die, I'm already dead 14 years ago!

...
WHAT-

Aight then
*Frees you out*

Thanks, man.

Anytime

Alright, and DON'T ever underestimate me again, Got it?!

OK, SURE, WHATEVER! LET ME OUT!