My full and honest review of the five nights at freddies movie (check comments)

It was a solid 4/10, to say the least

It was so confusing on what kind of movie the FNAF movie was trying to be, like in some scenes you have gore and decent jumpscare, but in the next scene, apparently we were making a pillow fort with bonnie. So oh! its a kids movie? but people are saying asshole left and right. The movie would have gotten a MUCH higher rating if they actually stuck with a premise, I personally wanted it to be a horror movie, since thats what the f.ucking game is. But it was just weird, and they extended some lines so much to the point where I was like "why is bro yappin about 'lunch is just a theory' like bro stfu"
Though I am glad Cory was in the movie, but if you wanna watch an actual good movie like this, I suggest Willys wonderland, it has a story, gore, and has funny moments. Its basically just a cultists version of Bullet train, and it has Nick Cage, who doesnt love Nick Cage?

I heard it’s more story based

Not sure if I want to feature this.

Not really on-topic

oh i submitted this just because a lot of people (you, nugget, pikmin, and others) were unsure if yall wanted to watch the FNAF movie or not

I'm watching the movie, so f**k your opinion.

Bobus I never said anything
Or maybe I did and i just have crippling memory loss

im gonna watch it today

I was disappointed with it (and I’m not even a huge FNAF fan)

same

I have a slight feeling that this is gonna create drama, kinda like the “video game music isn’t real music” thing

you may not post here at all, but you are a wise person

I haven't even seen the movie because I want to see it in theaters and I already know you're wrong

wrong about what? it being bad?

yep

no... trust me... its, bad,

I'm watching it today, I'll be the judge of whether or not its bad