AMERICA NUMBER ONE 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

Wtf

WHAT

is this real

Yes
It's called "State of Georgia vs Denver Feton Allen"
It was immortalized by Rick And Morty back in 2016 I think-
Here's the transcript of the trial: https://loweringthebar.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/State-v-Denver-Fenton-Allen.pdf
And here's the video of Rick and Morty performing the transcript: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vN_PEmeKb0

is it illegal for me to download that

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Ig there's only one way to find out-

What lol this makes no sense

TBF, it is an out of context moment from the transcript-