Rotisserie (spOoOOoOooKy edition)

Friendly and respectful individual

“Have you had a good day lian?”

Did you have a good day Liam?

"Y-yeah. You?"

It was ok.
Hey Lian? Sorry for scaring you earlier. I thought it would be fun but it ended up hurting you-

"Th-thank you for apologizing."

your welcome buddy o'l pal. Sleep tight.

*LIAN!

"I-it's fine... it's not that serious..."

"Lian, buddy, I don't want him messing up your name."

"I-it's okay, really...!"

*grumbles*

I call him what I wannt-

I will beat you to death with a phone book

Go ahead
Make my night-

No, no I'm just kidding
*Whispers* not in front of the kid
*Brief pause*
Hahaha.. kidding

Sure buddy, we'll see...

Of course I'm not gonna hurt you!
BUT DONT MESS WITH LIAN.

"P-please calm down!"

"I'm sorry, it's just.. people aren't always nice to see you.. I hate to see it.."

I'm just kidding of course
BUT DONT MESS UP

Awwwwwwwwwww

"^^"

"-v-"

"Mm... warm... :)"

"..your hair's so soft.."

"Thanks... I take good care of it..."

"What's your secret? I just gotta know."

"I, umm... I... a-actually no, you'll laugh..."

"..what? Homemade recipe? *Jokingly* Fiji water? Gasoline?"

"I- I use three different shampoos. At once."

*PFFT* "What?? I use four, two at a time! What soaps do you use?"

"S-so... did you have a good day?"

"..of course I did, buddy. I spent it with you."

"O-oh gee..."

"How was your day?"

"It was great. After all, I got one of your world-class hugging sessions."

"Aw... Do you want another?"

"...Yes please."

"Aw, come get some.."

"Mm... okay..."

*hugs yay*

"Th-that part's not really important..."

Mr: "Really? Even with 4, my hair isn't even that soft. Are you sure there isn't something in your shampoo that helps? Or do you just have naturally flowy hair?"

"I-it might just be natural."

"Yeah, probably. You got your mom's hair, man."

"I never thought of it that way..."

Mr: "Now that I think of it, you, your mom, and your brother have really similar hair.."

"Huh. You're right..."

"You should be grateful for it. I'm sure Will really likes it."

[CD]: Mhm