im scared chat

feed u take care of you just be a normal genuinely nice person in my company

ok!

Ask for life advice

dont procrastinate 👍

too late ; v ;

Just chat with you

mhm

Idk we'd just be friends and talk I guess

and i'd (politely) make you face reveal.

nuh uh

:(

ACTIVITIES THAT WILL MAKE YOU JOIN MY KINGDOM

no

DEATH

no

probably talk nonstop because my social life is sketchy

oop

PUT YOU IN ZE CHAMBER

I AM ZE COMMANDER OF ZE ZHIRD REICH

nuh uh
uve been dead for 78 years pipe down

DAMN YOU VOMAN

i said be quiet

W women

nothing, just probably talk or somethin

s-

?

nothing.
i'll just plot with you

what does plotting have to do with a word that starts with s

i almost said "say the n word"

i will never do that

that's good
bc that is extremely racist

even if i had the pass i wouldnt say it

Play video games with you
Chat with you
Watch YouTube with you
Hug you when I first see you

i dont play videogames

ki-

?

Better if I didn't finish

ok

L

Then the rest

ok

Feed you to Luccy

luco isnt a cannibal

Not what I meant

wdym then

😶‍🌫️

stop sending random emojis

Make me

f**k you

Do not do so that would be rape

wat

I’m gonna tie you to the couch

why

And then I’ll teach you how to play Halo

no

Why not

i dont really play videogames

Now u do

no

Yes