we partake in a minor amount of tomfoolery

i will tie his collar to a truck and drag his body behind the truck

i will tie his tail to a meat grinder

I will skin him alive and make him pluck his fur off his own skin while using horrible medical equipment to keep him alive

i would start off by taking him to a dark dungeon and have 3 dudes beat the living shit out of him for 5 days day and night but keeping him barley alive, then i would have him crucified and publicly humiliated and then i would burn him at the stake and take his ashes and throw it in a volcano

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