If kirby absorb you, what power he would get?

Nope! Kirby would get 2-years of Imgflip experience on hand, 4 friends, and randomly weird thoughts 24/7!

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he would probally end up with no ladies ;-;

relatable. for me it would be the power of insulting people on the spot

Kirby would get ADHD, Sensory issues, other mental disabilities, a couple of friends, and the odd ability to sculpt greek/roman mini sculptures from clay

Kirby would get the power of forever back pain :,)

kirby would get dirty thoughts no, dignity ,a super hot gf and the ability to know every bolt that was put on a car

Kirby would gain the ability to draw dragons and cats, have his head filled with 1,000+ KotLC and WoF memes, the desire to read books constantly, and get peeling, scarred elbows.

Kirby would get every possible mental illness

the power to be good at gaming after being off for a long time

Knowing way too much about MSM lore, probably