It was yet another night on the streets of Paris. There had been rising criminal activity in the past few months, but that didn't concern you, not yet. You were on vacation in France, and you decided to go to Ms. Paris(it's a joke for the city of Paris) for a luxury dinner. You were looking around the streets, looking for a resturaunt, when you get attacked from behind by a thief. He steals your wallet, flips you the bird, and starts running away. Before you can get up though, the man is slammed to the ground by a big web. And that's when Spider-Man(Of Earth 916) shows up, and swings you back your wallet.
Spider-Man: "Eh bien, désolé, c'est arrivé. Ces rues deviennent de plus en plus dangereuses."