Let’s find out!

This is the only reason I want to go to a furry convention.
to kill or be killed and I'm not planning on being killed

Judge: "(My name) Please stand up for the trial of you blowing up a furry convention with a C4"
Me: "Your honor I plead "To kill or be killed" I was doing an act of self defence"

judge: how do you plead

me: i plead bitter malice and ultimate solvation of utter allowed disgust

Yes

my handheld 4 prong 2000 meter estimated range crossbow:

Nah bro, use this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punt_gun#/media/File:Punt_gun.jpg