@ a specific person to whom I love

erm, wut

Get off my dick

I'm not del

Ur right she taller than you

Why he got the site mod green M

lmao it's just a virgo sign thing
it's homestuck what do you expect

Get out of the house then
Problem solved

lol

Then you can be home free

RAHHHH
HOMESTUCK MICHAEL JACKSON

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9dcVOmEQzKA This
Silliness

what

im gonna do seomthing about this

Sir

💀

sure
whynot

heheh, no!

cool

nuh uh

Yo no wait it’s kit
ITS KIT

She's been sending me so many pickup lines, I f**kin' love it

YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH HER

I KNEW IT

I KNEW IT
FROM THE DAMN I F**KIN KNEW IT
KITRIEL IS THE SHIT NOW

that shit is old but whatevs

Lmaoooooo

Idc tho it’s real now

lmfao

Now give him a lap dance

hows he a trusted adult 😭

💀💀💀💀

NO

Or maybe a striptease
Whatever he likes
Maybe just skip straight to sex if ur that whack

😭

I mean
Idk
Just casually seen him a porn video and see how react

Uhhh what?!!!!?

Alright
Evidently the idea of Asriel watching Kit nude is not stimulating
Plan B required

not in this situation
cause idk what to do now

Nuh uh
Thats illegal

THP says it isn’t
He’s a trusted adult !!

If you say so

I will force you to think that by elaborating requiring you to use your maximum potential in a SAW-like situation

What is plan B

I’m thinking

Oh shit

Lmao
Now value urself
LIEV YOURSKRF

Think faster

Uh
We force what seems to be the coincidence of them meeting irl through specific circumstances

We shove them in a van

Nah
Anonymous email from sus skibidi rizzler gyat 3AM amogus college for free tuition about computer science

YES SIR

Btw Kit votes for the van

I see

Yuh

Brilliant

Ok you’re on board
Where should we make them go

uhhhh
idk

Damn

I am useless

nuh uh, you're valuable

False

Of u ofc bc it’s definitely legal to do that 😃👍🏾

Lmao

Unless he doesn’t kind her attractive that way

nah she's pretty cute tbh

Aight case closed
Confirmed

HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAH

I WAS CORRECT!!!!

I aint telling him

tell him

nope

HE DOESNT KNOW 💀💀💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️☠️

HE SEARCHED IT UP AND SENT A GIF OF A HAMMER GOING THROUGH A LAPTOP 😭

LMFAOOOOOOO