GOT MY MR. BEAST CHOCOLATE BARDS STUCK IN MY BRAIN. DIET COKE WITH CROCS AND BEANS KINDA MID, CUZ THAT SHIT GAVE ME CHLAMYDIA. COULDN'T KEEP MY SISTER SO I MARRIED MY DOG. NOT LIKE MY FRIEND BUT LIKE MY ACTUAL DOG. HE'S A BOXER BUT NOT JAKE PAUL, WHEN HE WAS 2 MONTHS OLD I SNIPPED HIS BALLS. I'M STUCK INSIDE OF A VENDING MACHINE COLLECTING DORITO DUST INSIDE OF CANNED TOMATO SOUP. THAT DOOM SOUNDTRACK DIDNT HAVE TO GO THAT HARD. I'M CURRENTLY IN JUNK JUNCTION WITH MY ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION. WISH MY MOM WAS CHOCKING ON NVIDIA CDS. THE DOCTOR DISTRUBITED MY BALLHAIRS TO A LOCAL FAMILY. BRO I REALLY WANT GOTH MILK THAT BADLY, BRO. SORRY FOR ASKING FOR GOTH MILK. JUST KIDDING IM THE BEST. NOBODY COME CLOSE TO THE CEO OF PANCAKE SYRUP WITH PURPLE MINING TOOLS. I TRIED GOING INTO THERAPY BUT I RAPED THE THERAPIST. I NEED YOU TO BAIL ME OUT PLEASE, THEY THOUGHT I RAPED THE RAPIST FOR $200,000 CUZ I REALLY WANTED THAT SPICY MONKEY WITH CAPTAIN CRUNCH CORNFLAKES. PLEASE BAIL ME OUT PLEASE! I DONT WANNA SPEND 50 YEARS IN PRISON. FOR THE 16TH TIME! THE BAILS ONLY $5.2195E+23 SO YOU CAN EASILY AFFORD IT RIGHT? AH HELP THAT BLACK INMATE IS ABOUT TO PUT HIS ASS ON MY FACE- *MUFFLES* *EVENTUALLY RUNS OUT OF BREATH* *F**KING DIES*