* Music scratch.*

Yeah, that's me, you probably wonder how I ended up in this situation.

That guy knows damn well what he's doing

Yeah I know exactly what I am doing, I want to die.

why is there blood on the speed bump?

had to exit the car to pull down his pants. #WORTHIT!!!!

this entire meme treats the audience like they have half a brain cell

That's why my tires are red

I require the speed hump.