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Everyone disagrees with you

Joe sold his soul to be president. Wokeness elected him in 2020, and the ironical part is that he is one of the least woke politicians of all time. (Read that last sentence with a slight Indian accent you stupid bastard, or I’ll take you out back and knock some sense into you, Fatty.) He literally caved in to the LGBTQlmnopqrstuvwxyz community.

Joe has sucked on the public teat for his entire career and he has never had to earn a paycheck from a private employer nor create a single job. He’s been taxpayer funded his whole life. The just desserts on this one is that, at least now, is that he doesn’t know he is the president nor even where he is.

It's funny you should mention reading it in a slight Indian accent, because I'm also part Indian.

Feathers or dots? Slurpees or casinos?

Both to both of those.

But seeing as my dad is half dots-and-slurpees Indian (with my mom being black), I'm more that Indian than the feathers-and-casinos kind (distant ancestry on my mom's side).

We were the “Indians” for my high school. Doesn’t that make me at least 1/4 Native American? I spent 4 years there.

Sure, why not?
In this country, today, if you want to be a rutabaga, by God, you’re a friggin’ rutabaga!
Don’t let them crush your dreams.

Maybe.

Well, call me a homophobe.

Actions speak louder than words, and their actions are definitely saying those things.