Roast this character

YOU FAT BALD BASTARD YOU PIECE OF SUB - HUMAN TRASH! 2000 YEARS OF CONSTANT HUMAN EVOLUTION TO CREATED A HAIRLESS MOTHERF**KER

YOUR LIFE IS NOTHING! YOU SERVE ZERO PURPOSE! YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF NOW! AND SOMEBODY ELSE, A PIECE OF THAT OIL AND METAL IN THE OZONE LAYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bro built like a tie dyed pumpkin

bb(poker face)

his hairline went back 1000 years in time

This muddaf**ka would lose his shit if he went into a hardware store

This muddaf**ka could repair a broken helicopter with his goofy ahh propeller hat

This muddaf**ka using the batteries to power a go***mn airplane

This muddaf**ka looking like a tie dyed plastic snowman

This muddaf**ka got a cease and desist letter after using toothpaste

This muddaf**ka got recurring nightmares from a Colgate commercial

His hairs reclining so he chose to wear a permanent hat (he shall become bald soon!)

bb(dident hear)

( what do you mean? Lol balloon boy )

acrnom like lol or lamao or fbi

Oh

*acronym, lmao.

*didn't.

bro is the ultimate spelling mistake corrector

and it's killing me.

i would but i think his face speaks for himself

Balloon Boy, I'd roast you, but not only is that animal abuse and child abuse, but my dad taught me not to burn trash, and he also taught me not to roast oversized marshmallows.

good job, hes ash

😭what’s Drake hotline bling doing here???

i tryed to find a spisific bb one saying WAIT A GO***MN MINUTE

💀

*specific.

Those dimples look like you got stung by 5 foot hornets and your nose is one pumpkin short of a harvest

oh, boy

your only purpose is pissing people off

Your head is built like a barrel
Your body is built like a box of captain crunch

bro is so annoying that even the people who created him don't want him. his buyers don't charge him, causing him to steal batteries despite the fact that he isn't compatible. he was so annoying that everyone celebrated when purple guy killed him. bro was turned into a robot to attempt to contain the fact that he is annoying, but failed miserably. bro is so fat that it is surprising that he fits in the vents.

a fnaf world character that traveled back in time.

His design is like an Animal Crossing Character but more garbage!

No

bro so ugly that he doesn't have a accurate endoskeleton (it ran away)

Nahhh you want to me roast this?
Ok...
OH GOD YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR FATHER IS A GROWN A** CAILLOU MARRIED WITH SANWICH POWERED CHICA. SHUT YOUR A** UP YOU WENT TO 7 11 TO BUY A HAIR SPRAY BUT YOU DON'T HAVE HAIR AND THEN YOU GOT DEFEATED BY ANDREW TATEEEEEE. "bReAtH aIr". YOU LOOK LIKE A CRAFTING TABLE WITH CARROT AS A NOSE. DAMN YOU LOOK LIKE A CLOWN THAT EATS MICROWAVE WITH BEANZ, ROBLOX'S SERVERS, FORK AND A F***IN DAMN GRIMACE'S PEE. WHERE IS YOUR DAMN CLOWN MASK. THE EXPOSED HAIR IS ACTIALLY RAMAINING HAIR YOUR ARE MALD

Bro copied and pasted sideburns off of google images lmao

Nah

No wonder your mom left balloon boy because they couldn’t handle how much cringe he was radiating. Bro built like a plastic balls All strung together. Bro balloon boy couldn’t even handle them batteries, all they did was make his @ss more hungry like “ OHHHH GIVE ME THOSE FUFING BATTERIES” balloon boy nah more like battery boy