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Just a short one will do | Give me a random dark humor joke in the comments. I’ll start. What does my dad have in common with Nemo? They both can’t be found | image tagged in finding nemo,jokes,comments | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1,694 views 16 upvotes Made by anonymous 1 year ago in Dark_humour
34 Comments
6 ups, 1y,
2 replies
So i was looking to find out what a group of batman would be and i found out that its neither batmen or batmans. Apparently a group of batmen is called an orphanage.
0 ups, 1y
good one bro
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0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
That’s a good one
0 ups, 1y
Thanks
3 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Dark humor is like cancer. It’s funnier when kids get it.
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0 ups, 1y
Lmao your not wrong lol
1 up, 1y
i brutally raped a child and shot them in the forehead so there wouldn’t be witnesses lmfao
1 up, 1y,
1 reply
Dark humour is like a family

Not everyone gets it
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0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
That’s kinda depressing ngl but still good 👍
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Well you did say dark humour
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0 ups, 1y
Yeah I did I guess that means depressing
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1 up, 1y
Roses are red
Yellow is amber
I just sent the orphans
To the gas chamber
1 up, 1y,
1 reply
*plane hits first tower*
Everyone: oh it must have been an accident
Second plane/master oogway: there are no accidents
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0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Bro I just watched kung fu panda and saw that scene
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Cool, I made it a meme if you want the link
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0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Sure
0 ups, 1y
Why could not he grim reaper take the person away because they where in the living room
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
What’s the difference between a teen girl and a school bus? The kids actually come out alive from a school bus.
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0 ups, 1y
That one teen girls boyfriend:
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Damn-
0 ups, 1y
Dark humour is like food

Not everyone gets it
0 ups, 1y
POV: *You're in 1950*
"Where'd the beaver go?"
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
kid witouth limbs: mommy what is dark humour?
mom: look see that blind kid over there?
ye?
go wave at him.
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0 ups, 1y,
2 replies
I’ve got one like that.

Kid: Dad, what is dark humor?
Dad: Do you see that kid over there?
Kid: Daddy, I’m blind.
Dad: Exactly.
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0 ups, 1y
If he's blind,any humour is dark humour
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
what does my wife and my daughter have in common?
they're 2 years old.
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
*calls the police*
0 ups, 1y
lol
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
what do the twin towers and genders have in common?

there used to be two now its a sensitive topic
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0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Fr tho there is this one kid I know who keeps a list of all genders and I think the list is like 2 pages long now
0 ups, 1y
wow thats long
0 ups, 12mo
a father and a son goes into a forest at night
the son tells the father 'i'm scared dad, can we go back now'?
the father replies 'well how do you think I feel'?
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Give me a random dark humor joke in the comments. I’ll start. What does my dad have in common with Nemo? They both can’t be found