If you found me in your bed what would you do

If you're having trouble falling asleep, I have a permanent solution with a simple piece of technology, originally designed by the cartel, used by a lot of parents when their kids won't shut the f**k up. It drops a one ton cylinder on your face and puts you to sleep forever. Now some users have reported mild concussions, minor skull fractures, but other than that

7

Ok... Idk

5, 4, or 3, your choice.

Maybe 4, then 5 while doing 3?~

pick only one

No I want 5 and 3 at the same time

one, take it or leave it

3

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😍

What the frick

11. Call the police. Theres a tool used for gardening in minecraft in my bed.

None
I would find somewhere else to sleep

Oh :/

10 8 6 in that order

Aww

Lol

11 - scream out of fear and shock and then 9

So you just gonna be like AAAAAAAAAAAAAA here's a cookie

Yep :P

3

:D

1

Ow

Then I'd 9

Oh
Yay

Yep

Kid named defenestration

11.

I will kick you the f**k out out of my house, and perhaps you will still be sleeping on the pavement

Bwonk

4

Ooo alright

Why “ooo”

I wanna sleep with someone

Why are you horny

Question

Because I am

ok

Relatable

Idk

Damn

What do you think?

Idk maybe 3-

Your way ig