"WE FOUND A CURE
FOR THE COMMON COLD"; "SERIOUSLY FOLKS. IT'S NOT A JOKE.
NO MALARKEY, GET BOOSTERS"; *ALLEGEDLY; TWO THINGS AT ONCE! HEALTH-CONTROL
MASQUERADING AS HEALTHCARE; BUT THE CHILDREN CAN'T LEARN SUBTLE FACIAL SOCIAL CUES
THROUGH MASKS, SMILES, INNUENDO, DISAPPROVAL.
THAT'S EXACTLY THE IDEA