Astra: ... now I see why collector wants to slaughter every inkperial in existence.

*the broadcast turns off and it says “TO THE COLLECTOR AND CO: JOIN THE WAR OR ELSE”*

Collector: I'll join the war... to make sure each and every one of you experiences a PAINFUL death.

*lay is still turned off*

Collector: data, track the transmission. I want to know the EXACT location of the base.

Data: got it!

*She plugs into the TV and code flashes across her screen*

Astra: do I finally get to torture some inkperials?

Collector: sure.

Astra: :D

Terra, disturbed in the background: 0_0

Blook: I can send them Kirby with a choice of abilities to kill them if you need

Collector: I wouldn't send Kirby somewhere he can eat terrorists.

Blook: K den, what about mailing a PIPE BO-

*a voice on the intercom turns on*
You think we were that stupid? The transmission came from some uninhabited planet! Try turning on your cat friend by the way.

Astra: wait, I put a tracker on his core after the Ripley incident. He's in the inkeverse, in an inkperial base between the capital and inkushiti.

Data: wait I was too focused on the code. What are you talking about?

Collector: Astra found lay. Her and I are gonna go slaughter some inkperials.

Astra: :D

Wait. Even if you come to save your cat friend, we have a loaded gun to his core, a kill switch that activates every 30 minutes. Only a code can stop it and we are the only people who know it

Astra: and we have a hacker.
*The gun activates but shoots outward hitting the guy who was speaking*

(Miscommunication, it was a figurative gun, sorry I didn’t explain)

(not anymore. The guy who was speaking is dead and soon the floor of that entire inkperial base will be permanently stained red.)

(Lay just sprouted a gun?)

(... sure)

chicken numget

*the broadcast turns off and it says “TO THE COLLECTOR AND CO: JOIN THE WAR OR ELSE”*

Blook: Brother what is this, do I have to summon God to kill someone again

*the broadcast turns off and it says “TO THE COLLECTOR AND CO: JOIN THE WAR OR ELSE”*

Blook: "Totally gonna send God to the Inkperials in a box that looks like just another bit of mail"

…Lay?

*the broadcast turns off and it says “TO THE COLLECTOR AND CO: JOIN THE WAR OR ELSE”*

Rizu: ._.