he has a shotgun, a rifle, a railgun that's like a sniper, UZIs, and a minigun. also a one-shot pistol that rarely gets used

Honestly you walked into this one

The CVPA, with the best military mass, body armor, training, and complete dominance over military power on earth (and a few other universes):

The Inkperial military with the best military, most military experience, better armed forces with better armored vehicles and personnel, and more competent leaders:

Xarranians, who have been told that Kanye West was counting on them:

Yes because you are new here

I’d rather not reply with what I wanted to reply with because it would ruin a surprise >:)

They possibly can't have Ammunes, so they can be fooled by false ink tracks.

There are more than just Inklings and Octolings in the Inkperial military >:)

I know. But still, nothing with enough brain power to compensate that Ammunes aren't normal Octolings or Inklings. Like DedSeC

Blook, who is literally an entire one person: I'm f**ked

You underestimate the Inkperials