the ability to go intangible and tangible on command

But you have colon cancer

i can simply take the tumor out

W

i am invincible

I can be astolfo or Gordon freeman whenever I choose

Forever.

So one choice forever

Invisibility

Your cum isnt

F**k

But you have AIDS

Cool

I chose the ability to turn into a dragon

you are a worm dragon, no legs or wings

So a magic dragon from Asian mythology

Most Asian dragons have legs. A dragon with no wings or legs is a serpent lmao.

Keyword:
"Most"

Fair, guess I could be Latios/Latias or Rayquaza then. No wing, or leg appendages, only arm appendages, they never said no arms XD

Yeah lol

Ngl, that would suck if I didn’t live in the ocean. If not, I’ll take no flying any day. I’d rather be a nicer 682 than not being able to move lmao.

You can’t fly

Damn

Uhh another one cause it’s fun
I want to be able to communicate with all kind of animals

none of them like you

They only communicate one word at a time

That's normal talking

I meant they say a word
Pause
Then say another
Over and over again

The ability to teleport myself and any object I am holding on to.

your balls dont teleport sometimes

I can teleport myself and objects at will to any place I chose

you become normal and straight as soon as you do

"normalcy" doesn't really exist

Only average exists never normal

I wanna be
Uh
A pet cat

*adopts the pet cat for the memes*

Yay

Okay

Lol

You can’t speak

They wouldn't be able to anyways
If they're a cat

I meant they can’t meow

F**k

Moewmeowmeowmeowomeowoemwooemwoeowmeoemowemwoemowmoew

you become one forever

Nice

Hmmmm

I can pull any girl I want

It’s the ugly ones

But they all have shit kinks