lol none of these fit our barry sax player besides #5 and even then i wouldnt put 'really' in front of 'nice person.' but this is still funny

We don’t have any baritones or any low-tone instruments for that matter, but we do have out TENOR, our supreme sax leader and he’s also president of woodwinds in the entire school cuz we voted for him

nice :D our bari player is basically just a communist with our tuba player lol. im pretty sure they both have the whole russian national anthem as well as rasputin memorized