ash wants to die

i mean ash is immortal he's been 11 for what 26 years?

if i remember correctly time there is like 1 month every year for us
so he would be like 13-14

I'm honestly not surprised, one time he tried to throw a punch at Mewtwo.

Another time he told regice to stop

Let me guess, he told Lugia to get in the pokeball

He stuck his finger through a giant floating cock ring.

(Hoopa's ring, in case you are curious.)

Yes, I know. I've seen that movie. It was the first anime I ever watched. I liked seeing the legendaries fight each other

Standing here, I realize
You are just like me, trying to make history!
But whose to judge the right from wrong?!
When our guard is down, I think we'd both agree
That violence breeds violence,
But in the end, it has to be this way!

I carved my own path,
You followed your wrath,
But maybe we're both the same!
The world has turned,
And so many have burned,
But nobody is to blame!

Yet standing across this barren wasted land,
I feel new life will be born,
BENEATH THE BLOODSTAINED SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!

BENEATH THE BLOODSTAINED SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!

Ash didn't even get to hit him lol, he failed to even hot team rocket.

Although sometimes I think how different those kinds of scenes would be if Ash was a stand user.

He’s not wrong

Rmember the time he actually did die because of his deathwish?

which time?

the old mewtwo movie where he turns to stone and F*cking dies

I meant that there are multiple times this child has been erased from existence

for being a stupid b*tch?

for being stupid

Mew VS mewtwo

meat to be a joke about how many times this child has died

*meant

Ima be completely honest with you, I was about to name every SINGLE time he died, but I would run out of space

yeah

ash trying a beast

Lol

I meeeeeeaaaaaaan he tried to stop mew (the "strongest" pokemon) and his clone (mewtwo who is meant to be stronger