i need a goth gf; that likes breakcore and sonic the hedgehog memes and watches long-form content; and puts the cereal before the milk and tucks me in bed at exactly 9:30 pm and gets arby's every saturday and has a pinterest account and thinks shadow's character was ruined after sonic '06 and knows how a car engine works; and watches seinfeld and has a dick and watches documentaries on fish and thinks jojo's bizarre adventure is a good anime and hates dream smp but loves hermitcraft and likes spaghetti with meatballs and thinks umbreon is the coolest eeveelution and has played at least one ace attorney game and mains insect glaive in monster hunter and hates ai art and likes cbt and puts me on a leash and doesn't vape and teaches me how to cook and hates fanon sans but loves canon sans and has never been to a walmart and has used an airfryer before and beheads me next tuesday and will kill spiders and other bugs in the house for me and loves me and gives me cuddles when im sad