ah damn

jesus can walk on me, so i am 100% water

I can walk on ice and ice is 100% water

I am jesus

We are Jesus...

just stack the children also why do I here sirens outside

THE POLICE!!!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!

lol

Lmaoshticm!!!!!

78%

Welp, i didint expect that

Yes

that last line left me laughing so hard

lmaooo

True story

oop

i want to show this to somebody but i might go to prison

lmao yea

I showed it to my friend and she was concerned but didn't call the police

damn lmao

god wonders why he did that

lmaoo wonderful

and if u dont understand this just in case this is a giant battery and the crime battery on a minor exist

Relatable

oop lmao