What if I told you that Gaza was now under the control of a Dank Lord of the Sith? No, that’s not possible. The Mossad would be aware of it. The Dank Side of the Force has clouded their vision, my friend. Thousands of militants are now under the influence of a Sith Lord, called Emperor Palestine. I don’t believe you. A deputy in the PLO was once in league with this Emperor Palestine, but he was betrayed ten years ago by the Dank Lord. He came to me for help and told me everything. You must join me, אובי וואן, and together we will destroy Hamas! I will never join you, دوكو.
