step 2: become minecraft youtuber

step 3: get into a relationship with a young girl

Step 3.5 - call minors "cupcake"

Step 3.75: get caught with a guy dressed in a cupcake

step 4: get accused

Step 5: comfirm those accusations with a tweet

Step 6: call the police on yourself

Step 7: Get sent to jail, now with your reputation gone

Step 8: start lifting in the free gym that is in jail and get jacked

Step 9: Get sent to solitary confinement

Step 10: get beaten up by a stronger guy

Step 11: Die for the second time to the Doom Slayer

Step 12: go to heaven

Hell*

Step 2.5- become extremely popular

Step 2.75- say “you are a boy in a man’s world and i am a man who loves to play with boys (wait wait wait a minute wait a minute)”