Mr Incredible Becoming Uncanny (Full Version)

DAYS BE LIKE; IT'S A 3-DAY WEEKEND; IT'S A 2 DAY WEEKEND; IT'S A HOLIDAY; IT'S FRIDAY; IT'S THURSDAY; IT'S WEDNESDAY; IT'S TUESDAY; IT'S MONDAY; IT'S QUIZ DAY; YOU GET HOMEWORK; IT'S AN ENGLISH REPORT; AND GRADE 12 CALCULUS; YOUR TEACHER CAUGHT YOU CHEATING; AND YOUR MOTHER GROUNDED YOU; FOR A MONTH; YOU GOT A F; YOU WENT TO A DUNGEON; AND GOT FED ONLY BLACK LICORICE; YOUR GF CHEATED ON YOU; YOU GOT DEPRESSION; AND YOUR FRIENDS ABANDONED YOU; YOUR MOTHER SAID YOU WERE GOING ON A TRIP TO NORTH KOREA; YOU CAN'T GO BACK; YOU HAVE TO DO LABOR; YOU'RE BEING HUNTED; BY THE MILITARY; YOU'VE BEEN SENT TO COURT; YOU LOST THE COURT; THE SENTENCE IS...... GO TO JAIL; FOR 12 YEARS; YOU TRY TO ESCAPE; YOU CAN'T; YOU ATTEMPT 1 MORE TIME; YOUR SENTENCE HAS GONE UP; BY 500 YEARS; YOU DESPERATELY TRY TO ESCAPE; YOUR SENTENCE HAS GONE UP ONCE AGAIN; BY 1000 YEARS; YOU TRY TO ESCAPE; 1500 YEARS; TRY TO ESCAPE AGAIN; 2000 YEARS; YOU TRY TO ESCAPE AGAIN; YOUR NEW SENTENCE IS... DEATH PENALTY; YOU GO TO HELL