Levels of Pain

As someone who's been kicked in the balls numerous times (had an old friend who for some reason would kick or step on them at times. He wasn't a bully for the record. Just played rough), I can definitely say I am 100% sure it's nowhere near as painful as childbirth. And the pain definitely doesn't last as long

I've given birth before, my p**is has never been the same ever since

IKR!!!!

some femminists would disagree with the order od 2 and 3