sitting, unless it's those nasty ass public school bathrooms, you know, the ones with shit lathered all over them
sitting just comfier and im not blasting piss everywhere

sitting down bc im nto male

The

I pee out of my anus

cuz y not

Standinbg up

standing up like a normal person

standing

Sitting down cause I'm female
The only time I stand up is in public restrooms because the seats are slathered in shit and piss

Standing up, ya weirdo

Sitting down when the toilet is clean
Standing up when the toilet is filthy

I feel… ever so slightly called out…

3rd option
My pants