He is 9000% Jesus. Now I've got to get to at least 9001. My goal is 15000%. Looks like I'm going to have to get a bit creative.
I can walk on 100 ice cubes as well, but since my feet make up only 52/206 bones in my body, and 206/52 is 3.96153846154, I can lay down on 396.153846154 ice cubes. If I can place said ice cubes over 200 women pregnant with tripets, as well as 500 with twins placed under them, and 750 with a single child placed under them, what percentage of Jesus am I?