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I can walk on ice, which is 100% water, so I'm 100% Jesus.

I can walk on snow. Snow is crushed up ice, and ice is 100% frozen water, so I am technically 100% Jesus.

I live in Florida, the air is water therefore when I jump I walk on water for 1 second. As a result I'm Jesus for 1 second.

Snow and ice lasts forever in Antarctica. If I move to Antarctica, I become Jesus.

clouds are made of water. if i skydived through clouds. i would be jesus for like 10-15 seconds

I can walk on inf humans,do le math for me /j

then you are 9999999999999999999999999% jesus

If I walk on Antarctica I'm litteral god

If I walk on pluto I'm dead.

if i walk on the sun, im dead to the hundredth power

If I kill you, I'm 100% murderer /j

if i killed 10 people, im 1000% murderer

If I cloned you 100 times and killed all the clones, I would be 10000% crazy

If you swimmin water, your feet are toiching the water, somat that point technically you are standing on water at some capacity. Which means, for as long as you're in water, you are god.

god? you got the father and son mixed up.

if one block of ice, which is 100% water, is something I can walk on, then techncally if I lay down on lke tens of thousands of those, I am like 1000% jesus.

I don’t even want to imagine a woman pregnant with 10 kids

You are also getting yourself a one way ticket to hell!!

If a women is pregnant with a school worth of kids, she is officially a goddess of birth.

Stray further to God, stray closer to an actual goddess.

(No, I am not a simp. Shut up.)

I can walk on 100 ice cubes that are on 200 women who are pregnant with triplets. Do the math for me.

No thanks, I will report you to cursedcomments.

Not again.

*again1

*agaen1

*ageain,

*again!

Autocorrect is the bane of my existence, I mean those weren’t even words!

Aignan*

muahahahah

Oh no my parents are hefjdjcndnckslcnfhfjdlzjcmfkslxkd

Meh kehybhoard ihs brhoken hoh hno.

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Hohw ahre yhou.

good, good, hbu.

60,000% Jesus. You're not even God. You're more than God.

that's probably innacurate actually

TYSM for the calculation.

You're welcome
though it's probably wrong I still tried

Invest

Its time we use this to our advantages, Grab the women and children everyone and put them in the prison bus

Hell nah

Oh my f***ing GOD

what about the earths population?

good god