fwen :3

quirrel gotta be the background saying cum

Whar

Bro really said
"BOO GET TO THE SEX"

Correct

how good is Alexa at giving he-*blocked*

Not "blocked"
It's "I have your location and I am going to beat you up" and there's a thing attached and it's a live feed of Alexa's camera and her location relative to yours

Though that does raise a question

What is the question

Does she give the gawk gawk 9000 good

Alexa is going to kill you now
You know that right

Yes

I mean she is designed to do pretty much everything good

So yes

I mean probably
Oh my something just rang my ring doorbell
...
...
Oh no

Alexa simps rise up

Haha Alexa simp

Naw I'm kidding

quirrel from...hollow knight?

Awww

Would Mr dare to ask her to a strength challenge

Oh ofc not
She's an extremely powerful robot
I mean he can run, he can swim pretty fast, and he can carry one person but that's pretty much it
And she's probably better at all of those

She can light over 1 ton

So

Yeah an I bet she's like incredibly fast on land and water

Yes

She is built different

Mr wouldn't even try
He hasn't got a CHANCE
He does brain fights with her coz he has a chance at winning and its fun for him

It's fun for her too

I bet they're both like
"Ooh, a challenge!"

If anyone bullies Mr Alexa will just spawn

Mr is actually a great arguer and fighter
But a pal is great to have around

Question can Alexa sleep and does she need to
Does it charge her or something or does something else do that
And what happens when the battery dies
Does she get sleepier when her battery is low

Also is there any clothes she usually wears/is her favorite

She only has to wear clothes if she swims, cause she has to retract her crotch plate cause it'll get waterlogged if it's closed, she usually only wears the bottom half of bikini

But she doesn't like wearing a big sweater on cold days

Ah
Does she just generate heat on cold days

She does

But she likes wearing sweaters cause theyre comfy

Ah yes comfy

She does sleep

If her battery goes out, she just passes out

So she doesn't gradually get tired she just goes from normal to unconscious
Also does she have any clothes she likes wearing

Oh

Nah, she gets tired gradually

Oh
So sleeping regenerates her battery?

Yes

Got it

Wait is that Artist in the photo or..
No it couldn't be!

Huh

Is that me or artist neat to Alexa

Some more questions
Does she dream
How long does she need to sleep to get to full
And does she need oxygen to live

She does dream
She needs the average amount, around 7-9 hours
She does need oxygen

Is the dream like a normal dream or is it some kind of weird visializer

Like a normal dream

Oh okay
Also, what is her battery life from full charge?

Around 40 hours

Dang that's a long time
What does she usually do to pass time

She gets tired after around 17 hours though

Ah

Doe she play video games on herself
Like imagine her playing a VR game and like looking like she's gone crazy

Yeah, she can use her visor as a game screen

Mr: "What are you doing?"
Alexa, currently playing TacTrial in Bone lab: "Not now! Hah! Take that, NullBodies!"

Is that there favorite pastime though?

Alexa can discombobulate them in a single punch

She could probably punch someone so hard it collapses organs

Yes

Jerk: "What are you gonna do about it?"
Me calling my jacked protogen friend:

Funny thing is she looks kinda slim

I mean yes but by jacked I was referring to her POWER
she could probably trash compact something with her arms

She could

"hey Mr check this out *crunches some random rusty pipe from some garbage into a cubic inch"

Lmao

If there was a drawings stream talent show, her's would probably be compacting an old car into a paperweight
Either that or something smart

It's you

AWW THANKS

Her favorite past time is engineering

Oh cool
The engineer is engi-here
Has she made anything cool?

She can make many things

Turrets
Drones
Bombs

Dang she's cool

She is

Alexa: *accomplishes extraordinary feats "Oh, it was nothing!"
Mr: *can't find something you just gave him detailed directions to* "uhhh ahhhhh one sec"

I wonder how they would react if someone mistook them for a couple

Mr would probably get flustered for a moment and them says something like
"Hey, now. We're just freinds."
Wait is she in love with me 0_0

If she is, it's probably a teeny little crush

Awwwww

Like I can be really stupid sometimes

She finds him dreamy

Awww he'd be very flattered to hear that
But like he would probably not feel like he was ready or good enough for her

Alexa, thinking: "oh, he's so handsome"
*Mr was rummaging through a fridge to pull out a coke can, which he then struggled to open, and then opened with a Lego separator he carries with him just in case*
"So, so handsome"

Alexa is actually kind of a Dom in a relationship

She'd help him all the time

AY WHOAH
But yeah that's good because despite being smart some basic things are hard
Like finding something

She could help

I mean yeah of course she could pretty much anyone besides him is better at finding things
He couldn't find a red ball in a blue room
But it's nice to always have around
Also he's easy to fluster

"You're good at-"

Mr: *flustered*

Not like that easy but like something even mildly romantic would make him blush
Like flowers or a kiss on the cheek

"I made a mini plushie of me"

Mr: "Aww.. for me ..? You shouldn't have.."
*Obviously blushing*

But like ofc this is like possible future Mr is like currently not in a relationship

But like despite this relationship he'd still defend her if like she was being attacked or harassed he's good at calming people and fighting so he can handle it if it goes either way

Alexa: * s m i le *

Mr: "You're too kind!"
*Hugs her*
*Btw I really like the clothes on this drawing probably gonna make it an alt design*

Mr: "It's so well made! And adorable! Thank you so much!"

"Hehe."

Mr: "You know.. if we're giving each other gifts, now might be a good time to show you something I've been working on!"

"Oh?"

Mr: "Yeah! One second!"
*He went off to grab something*

She waited.

*He came back with a big rectangular thing he was covering with a cloth*

"What's that?"

Mr: "Ta-Da!"
*He unveils it to be a painting of Alexa*
"It took me a while to make! I don't usually use paint, but I decided to give it a shot!"

Frozen.

Mr: "Alexa? You alright?"
*Waving hand in front of her face*
"Y-you're okay, right?"

She suddenly tackles him

Mr: "AH!"
*He set the painting to the side so it didn't get damaged*
".. Alexa?"

"I LOVE IT."

Mr: "Aw, thanks! For a sec I thought the virus had gotten ahold of you again!"
*Mr gives her a hug and blushed*

She nuzzled him.

Mr: "Aw.. you're the best gift.."

She smiled widely.

*Mr gave her a kiss on the cheek*

IN A MINUTE!!! /j

*btw this is canon*

comgrat :)

Ye :)

wait now mr won't have any time for lian anymore :(

If his parents have each other and still have time for Lian than Mr can be in a relationship and still have time for lian

He's always gonna have a very special place in Mr's heart

he is still doubtful

Aw you don't need to worry buddy
I'll always love you
^v^

this image makes me feel something

"o-oh... ok ,:)"

Yeah!

"i... just... don't want to lose you. i don't want to lose the time we spend together."

"I know, I know.. but.. don't you remember how happy you were when you found Will? Well.. now I feel like that. Now I've got a partner, and I feels.. great. I promise I still love you and I still want you in my life, it's just that now I've got a lover, alright? I promise."

Alexa: "Don't worry, little buddy, I'll make sure that you and Mr still have great times together!"

"aw, it's fine. i'm happy for ya. :)"

"Thanks.. I'm happy for you too :)"

Mr: "..That wasn't too cheesy was it?"

She was overheating from pure flusteredness.

Mr: "Oh, you're overheating.. do you need.. uh.. coolant? I don't know a lot about your biology, sorry.."
*He smiled and chuckled sheepishly*

"o-oh, okay, thank you!"

"I'd also be very interested in...researching your partner. Just curious." She looked a little embarrassed.

"...H-huh?"

"W-Well, he's showing signs of...a degraded mental state..I wanna know why he's like that...a-also, I'm interested on why little spiders at the zoo aren't like his kind.."

"W-well... um... what do you want to do with him?"

"Just some DNA samples...brain scans..behavior tests..nothing inhumane, of course."

"...O-okay. Just, please don't hurt him."

"I promise I won't...I work by myself, and I'm very focused about safety...I'm not like those other labs...Nexcon..and Teal."

"Oh I can show you my biology alrigh-"

*Mr's face fully blushed*
Mr: "o-oh, uhm... I don't think I've ever done that before... Uhh.. do you n-need coolant?"

"W-Water will do...thanks."

Mr: "Okay.. you wouldn't mind, uh.. letting me up?"

"O-Oh...sorry." She got up.

Mr: "No, it's.. fine."
*He made her a cup of water*

She splashed herself with it

*Mr thought that was a little strange, as the thought she was going to drink it*
Mr: "Uh.. I thought you were gonna drink it.."

"It cools down my visor, which was overheating."

Mr: "Oh, okay. I, uh, didn't know that. Is there anything else important I should know?"

It imagine they have two beds
Because if they uhh
Have a "biology lesson" they wouldn't want to stain their comfy bed

And it's in like a smaller separate room attached to the bedroom

Yes

Question
Alexa said her virus was "manipulative"
How exactly
And is there a nickname for the virus like Alexis or something?

basically, she outsmarts others to get her way

Her name is aL3x@

Oh Al3x@
What exactly is her goal
Like when she manipulates others what is she trying to do

Ruin Alexa's life

Oh
Al3x@: "Hey honey, I think you should burn that painting"
Mr: "What? Wh-why? Did you not like it"
Al3x@: "Yeah it's ugly"
Is there any easily observable differences between them

Not really, but she has a tiny bit more of a fancier voice, and a cocky personality

Like some spoiled queen?

riiight...

Whar

nothin.

"I don't get periods."

Mr: "Interesting.. anything else? Like.. are you sensitive to magnets, or what do I do if you glitch out or something? Stuff I should know that's like specific to robots.. or you?"

"I do glitch out from magnets."

Mr: "Okay.. Is there anything you want me to know about maintenance and care? Such as if you get sick, what do I do? Is there anything that could be bad for you that's exclusive to your species? I just wanna know.. I never want to be in a situation where you're hurting and I don't know what to do..."

"When I get sick, it'll be a little weird, sometimes I might change my mood or personality..but it'll be like any other sickness."

Mr: "okay.. is that all..?"

"And I'll be able to maintain myself."

Mr: "you're sure..? If you're ever feeling bad, you can just rest, you don't have to work.. I'll bring you treats and blankets and stuff.."

She blushed. "I'd love that!"

Mr: "If you ever feel unwell, just tell me, and I'll take care of you, alright?"

"Of course."

*Mr went and picked up the painting from earlier*
Mr: "Where do you think we should put this?"

"Wherever you want."

Mr: "Hmmm... I think we should put it on the wall next to the stairs!"

"That'd look great!"

Mr: "Yeah! Oh, wait! What if I painted a portrait of me to put next to it?"

She gasped. "Yes!"

Mr: "You really think it's a great idea..?"

"Of course!"

Mr: "Aw, thanks!"
*Random question, can she sweat?*

Mr: "It might take me a bit.."

"No worries!"

Mr: "Thanks.. it'd get done sooner if it weren't for all my commissions.."
*Mr works as an artist, digital and physical*

Mr: "You know.. I think you're the best person I could ever end up in a relationship with.."

She was flustered.

*Mr, after a moment, gave her a brief kiss*

Mr: "I love you, Alexa."

"Hehehehehehe..."

*Mr gave her a hug*

(No, she has a cooling fan)

*ah*

What are her favorite clothes?
And if she had to wear a full set of clothes, what would it be?

A large purple turtleneck sweater, and dark blue sweatpants

That sounds cute

She loves soft things

Awwww

I imagine Mr buys lots of soft things for her (and some for himself), soft clothes, stuffed animals, comfortable beddings, all sorts of things

"Snuggle time!" Bed full of really soft blankets and plushies

Mr: "z^v^z"
*Mr really enjoys this*

Mr likes snuggle timr

Indeed
He loves soft things just like her
Her being soft is a plus

"Well...i could try and help."

Mr: "Oh, that sounds great!"

Mr: "Have you ever tried making art before?"

"No.."

Mr: "Well, I'll gladly help!"
*I would imagine when Mr sees Alexa trying art he supports and helps her wholeheartedly. Same for when Mr tries engineering*

She smiled widely.

Mr: "Whenever you want to try, I can always assist!"

"Okay!"

*Mr smiled at her for a moment before letting out a little yawn*

"You tired?"

Mr: "..little bit, it's fine. I've been staying up later to work on your painting. I've been getting so many commissions that there wasn't really any daytime to work on it.. I'm okay though.. *yaaawn*"

"We could always snuggle in the comfy bed."

Mr: "..yeah.. that'd be nice.."

"Off we go!" She picked him up, and took him to the bed.

*Mr usually carries other people around, so he was surprised, but enjoyed it*
Mr: "o-oh, you didn't need to do this!"

"Nonsense, you must conserve your energy for snuggling!"

Mr: "Aw.. if you insist!"

She tucked him into bed.

Mr: "Thanks.."

She got in with him.

*Mr cuddled with her*

Yeah

But she tries hard to make her seem like the actual Alexa

Al3x@: "This is inedible! What is this garbage??"
Mr: "It's a burger. I thought you liked them."
Al3x@: "Erm, oh yeah! Uhh, thanks!"

And when her chaos is done, Alexa comes back with no memory of what happened so she has no idea why everyone is mad at her, and why her house is a mess

Kinda like Flippy/Fliqpy but she just angers people and breaks stuff

Alexa: "Everyone's mad at me...why...? At least this day couldn't get any wors-" *Walks into the soft bedroom only to see that it was torn to shreds*

*and Mr is curled up in the closet crying coz she was mean*

*she just collapses*

Mr: "wh-what now..? You gonna tell me how ugly I look..?"

"I NEVER SAID THAT-"

Mr: "What are you talking about? Just a moment ago you were so hostile.. so rude.. *sniff*"

"I don't remember ever saying anything rude to you.."

Mr: "R-really..? I think I remember you said some once about a virus.. could that mabye be it..?"

Mr: "..Alexa..? Oh, god, please be okay.."
*Mr gets up and goes over to her*

*disregard this*

She cuddled back.

*Mr seems very happy and comfy*

She smiled widely.

Mr: "Thanks for that plushie.. I really like it..!"
*Mr pulled out the Alexa plushie*

"You're welcome, dear."

*Mr hugged her*

She kissed him.

*Mr fully blushed*

"If only I could smooch the handsome face under that bag."

Mr: "..."
*He froze up for a moment*
"..I-I.."
*He quickly lifted the bag just over his mouth and kissed her*

Mr: "This is special, okay? I won't do it often."

"I....I think so.."

Mr: "That might've been it.. but whether or not it was you it still really hurt my feelings.."

She hugged him tightly.

*Mr hugged back and smiled*

Mr: *sniff* "at least you're back.."

She just relaxed, giggling as her face was covered in blush.

Mr: "I'm not usually gonna do that, okay? This thing gives me a sense of security."

"G-Got it."

*Mr sighed comfortably*
Mr: "Thanks for bringing me to bed.."

"You're welcome!"

Mr: "You're the best.."

She blushed.

*Mr smiled*
Mr: *yaaawwnn*

"Wanna sleep?"

Mr: "..yeah.."
*He seems to be almost nodding off*

Mr: "..I'd like that.."

Mr: "That's not something I'll do often, alright?"

*he quickly pulled the mask back over his face afterwards*

.

"Alright.." She spoke in a calm, soothing voice.

Mr: "..I love you Alexa... Goodnight..."

"Goodnight, my love.'

*Mr fell asleep*

She did as well.

*Mr woke a good bit after she did*

A great smell came from the kitchen.

Mr: "..huh? *Sniff sniff* What's that?"
*Mr changed clothes from pajama like clothes to his normal ones (the ones in the drawing) and went to inspect the smell*

She was making pancakes and bacon.

Mr: "Good Morning, Alexa."
*Notices the food*
"Oh, you shouldn't have!"

The next morning..
Mr: "Zzz.. Zzz..zz.. *yaaawwnn*

"Morning, dear!" She smiled.