SURPRIIIIISE!!

ATT Mr, do you like lungs?

*That says Alt* Alt!Mr: "I f y o u m e a n f o r f o o d , t h e n n o. G a b r i e l p r o v i d e s t h e f i n e s t f o o d i m a g i n a b l e ."

(oh shit sorry)

ah,

how about, livers? or hearts?

Alt!Mr: "A g a i n, n o. L i k e, I s a i d, G a b r i e l g i v e s u s g r e a t f o o d. I t ' s c a l l e d A m b r o s i a. I t i s a s w e e t , h o n e y l i k e s u b s t a n c e."

ah

nice

Alt!Mr: "Y e s. I t i s s o d e l i c i o u s , y o u r m i n d w o u l d n o t b e a b l e t o h a n d l e

I t. Y o u w o u l d d i e f r o m s e n s o r y o v e r l o a d."

Additional note, you can ask as a character

can i call Mr X “big man”

MrX: "HEHEHEH.. SURE BUDDY."

“thanks, big mac- i mean big man”

MrX: "THAT'S FINE TOO, JUST DONT LEAVE OUT THE BIG."
*he likes to feel big*

“👍”

*Bends over and looks him*

*whips out the Roblox soda*

MrX: "HM? BLOXYCOLA?"

“would you like a. cola”

MrX: "SURE. I'VE BEEN TO ROBLOX, I LOVE THE STUFF."

*hands MrX the cola*

*MrX opens it and quickly chugs it*
MrX: "TASTY."

*i get out another one for myself and just eat the entire thing whole instead of drinking the drink inside like a normal person would*

MrX: "YOU ATE IT? STRANGE."

“mmmmm. aluminum, or whatever.”

MrX: "MINERALS, I GUESS"

“yeah. minerals. delicious.”

MrX: "UHHH.. GOOD FOR YOU."

“I love eating rocks.”

MrX: "..OK..."

“i’m gonna go eat rocks now. goodbye, big man.”
*leaves*

MrX: "..ERM, BYE..."

Future Mr, 2 questions

What do you do when Al3x@ comes out

And how is the teaching Harbinger how to be a normal person turning out

Future Mr: "Well, when that virus of Alexa's takes over, I keep sedatives on hand. I typically tie her up and put her in a closet just in case the virus still has control when she wakes up. Also, I have pretty much given up on Harbinger besides him asking me about words every now and then. I left off on the agreement that he would not destroy any of my, my family, and friend's stuff and for him to try to control himself a bit more."

Haha

Anyways, have you met The Constant, the semi-buff 39 year old man with salvaged armor, kinda depressing

Mr: "No, I don't think I have."

The Constant: *fecking spawns idk* "Hey, kid."

Future Mr: "..uhh, I'm guessing from context, you're the Constant? Nice to meet you."

"Yes...I am...I heard of the myth of the Constant while traveling realities...I never knew I would be him..."

Future Mr: "..okay..."
*Is nigh clueless*

"Sorry...ahead of myself...I've only had myself to talk to...and other versions of me.."

Future Mr: "..I'm gonna be honest, I don't really know what you're talking about.."

"It gets hard to talk to people when you have nobody to talk to.'

*meant to put Future Mr*

Future Mr: "Sorry to hear that.."

"So...who are you?'

Future Mr: "Oh, me? I'm just an average man, nothing really special about me.. well, besides my bag of course. I just don't really like people seeing my face. Mostly due to wanting a sense of anonymity and a little bit cuz I think it's cool. ..and a much smaller bit that I find myself just a *little* bit ugly. But mostly for the other reasons."

"Hiding yourself doesn't make you safe, kid. It delays the inevitable...of everything being revealed."

Future Mr: "..well.. I sort of gradually work my way towards that.. I show my face to my wife sometimes.."

"Hm...I wish my reveal was as simple as that.."

Future Mr: "I don't really know what to tell you man."

Anyways

Everybody, rate Will's scrunkliness on a scale of 1 to 10

Real Me: "9"
Mr: "10"
*Same for future, river, mistir, and M*
Mr.Demo: "..."
Mr. Luther: "Will, if you hear this, I have been trapped by Sketchy. Please don't pursue me, sketchy will kill you."
MrX: "I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH THAT TERMINOLOGY."
Alt Mr: "W h a t X s a i d."
Cellulan Mr: "Unappetizing."
Fatal!Mr (Fatal Error): "I FEEL NO AFFECTION FOR HIM."
Flesh Vessel (Mr): "...I'm sorry..."

Also everyone

Would you like to have a tea party with Pywill :trollge:

Mr.Demo *without the accent (he and spry aren't actually Scottish and French they just get paid to pretend to)*: "stop. talking."

*The rest of the more normal ones said yes and the evil ones said no*

Also everyone

Do you think you could win against The Harbinger

Most: no
Mr.Demo: probably
MrX: Immortal, yeah
Fatal!Mr: Nigh Immortal, almost certainly
Alt Mr: Immortal, definitely
Cellulan Mr: Powerful, but not immortal so close fight but Harbinger would win