SINCE MY DAD IS A RACER, A ROCKSTAR, A TECHNO ARTIST, AND AN ASSASSIN I WONDER WHAT TO GET HIM FOR HIS BIRTHDAY! MAYBE A NEW BLADE, OR MAYBE A NEW ROBE, OR MAYBE ONE OF HIS MEDALS POLISHED, OR MAYBE EVEN NEW BOOTS FOR WHEN HE'S ON A MISSION IN THE WINTER. WAIT I GOT IT ALL OF THE ABOVE ALONG WITH A SONG I WROTE FOR HIM TO HEAR. YEAH THAT'S BADASS HE WILL HAVE THE HAPPIEST BIRTHDAY EVER SAME WITH UNCLE RYUGA.
