you have the force to move objects I AM A FORCE TRULY EVIL
even went back in time AND TURNED YOU WHACK IN THE PREQUEL
cause look at you, your not even a real person
i preferred you in spaceballs THE RICK MORANIS VERSION
your a pissed off little prick with a napoleon dick you call that a mustache i call that dirty Sanchez on your lip, you bitch let me remind you who your messing with all the things that you did i'm the mother f**ker who invented it i'm the original dark lord. your like the sorcerer's apprentice my stormtroopers make yours look like if someone took a piece of shit and cloned it
you stink vader, your style smells something sour. you need to wash up dawg, here step in my shower. i'll turn all your friends against you just my speeches breed haters whats a lightsaber against a clan of all your white neighbors
*vader breathing* suck my robot balls, now take a step back and let me freeze your off a little carbonite bath for your goose stepping ass, we'll call my home boy in Israel see who got the last laugh