This chain is ridiculously long

*sends everyone to cursedcomments stream cutely*

*gives dora the wrong directions so she ends up getting shot by the albanian border police cutely*

*i will litterally f**king stab your heart and eat it cutely*

NONONONONO

Istg bruh.
I can't make another

There's 74 now as of typing this

145 omg

wdym its 116

*115 dang I forgor my brain at home today

"Comments 126 comments cutely"

Gets rid of all dark mode cutely

*creeps behind you with a chainsaw cutely*

*Blows up That_anonoymous_british_guy cutely*

Oh fu-
*Blows up*

*Blows up cutely*

*shoots myself cutely* hehe

*Bleeds out cutely*

*uses instant health potion cutely*

*commits every crime known to mankind cutely*

*Wipes the universe’s population cutely*

*is racist cutely*

*blasts rope to changed furry porn cutely*

*mines water block cutely*

*lights fire in a very ugly manner*

That was so long

wOA WHAT THE HEEEEEEEEEELLL oH mAh gAD no

*aggresively tries to revive hitler cutely*

*grabs the revival herb and revives hitler cutely*

*kills 700M jews cutely*

*Starts a suicide club, getting to precisely 2,984,507 members, devising a communist union and creating a group government for the group, devises a plan to allow everyone to commit suicide at once in the name of an idol god of suicide, drilling a hole and planting a nuke in the core of the earth, and imploding the core, destroying all human life cutely*
And for what reason, you may ask?
The nsfw side of social media.

*joins cutely*

*Promotes you to suicide advisor cutely*

*hangs self cutely*

*Impales every vital organ in my body and cuts at my skin while having highly toxic acid dumped on me, burning away at my flesh as I writhe in pain knowing damn well I deserve every last bit of it cutely*

*shits pants cutely*

*Is literally f^cking dead cutely*

*Goes back in time to revive you cutely*

nah I think I'll die lmao

*also joins the suicide club cutely*

welcome to the internet

have a look around

*becomes criminal mastermind of the Hamas attack on Israel*

*Commits more vehicular manslaughter cutely*

Bro has a addiction

*pins it on toddler cutely*

*melts uranium and makes a toddler drink it cutely*

*proceeds to eat toddler's flesh until uranium is visible cutely*

*eats the uranium cutely*

*pushes your head in cutely*

*snaps my own neck for entertainment cutely*

*revives you with revival herb cutely*

*follows you and then beats Satan again cutely*

*shuts down computer cutely, along with the world trade center*

*rips off your nut sack and sells it to the Taliban cutely*

*Burns down the pentagon cutely*

*goes and burns down a school cutely*

*kills 50 million people, and eats their face cutely*

*commits manslaughter cutely*

*proceeds to crash MiG-31 Foxhound into orphanage cutely*

*Drops a nuclear bomb on a school bus cutely*

*computer dies cutely* (no, seriously, it's about to die. Can we follow eachother?)