YOU CAN BUY THEIR HOUSES FOR DOUBLE THE WORTH; YOU CAN GUARANTEE THEIR STUPID KIDS GET IN TO ELITE UNIVERSITIES; YOU CAN GIVE THEM OUTLANDISH BOOK DEALS;; YOU CAN MAKE THEM RICH THROUGH LEGAL INSIDER TRADING; YOU CAN DONATE MILLIONS TO THEIR FAMILY NON-PROFIT; YOU CAN PROMISE THEM SEATS ON CORPORATE BOARDS AFTER THEIR CAREERS; YOU CAN HIRE THEIR SPOUSES OR OTHER FAMILY MEMBERS TO MADE-UP POSITIONS FOR HUGE SALARIES; BUT PAY THEM OFF WITH ACTUAL GOLD OR CASH- THAT'S BRIBERY!
