Totally not lying

"Fake it til I make it?! But I've already spent my entire life playing dead! I need something that will actually help!"

R/meirl

im suffering more than you by reading this

It's cute that you think your opinion means anything to anyone but you

cringe

uhmm, actually im an alien

those who can't, criticize

the leader of carthage, the real Hannibal could solo you

You flatter yourself thinking I give half a dead rat's ass what you think, especially when you miss the point by such a wide margin that you wind up in the BC era.

idc