Pearlfan: sounds like something I’d say

Collector: one of many reasons I don't let him enter the realm of creation whenever he wants.

Pearlfan: *smug face*

Collector: don't you f*ckin dare.

Pearlfan: *mischievous face intensifies*
Inky Pearl: MAMA DONT-

Data: don't do it. Trust me, you'll regret it.

Collector: OH YOU WILL.

Inky Pearl: *fear*
Pearlfan: why did Jesus cross the road? To save your soul
Inky Pearl: *cringing*

Collector:

Pearlfan: WOOORRRRTTTHHHHHH IIIITTTTT-

Data: YOU HAVE WINGS! JUST FLY BACK UP!!

*Pearlfab is now behind Data* Pearlfan: I know

Pearlfan*

Data: 0_0

*Inky Pearl flies away before Pearlfan can make another crappy joke*
Pearlfan: aww you used to love my jokes :(

Collector: it's just a phase. She'll get over it.

Pearlfan: probably

Rip eggy

this accurately represents eggy’s sense of humor