Baby duck with frog Hat

These clams are called geoducks, and they look like disembodied hermaphrodite genitalia. They live in muck and people totally eat these things for lunch. These aren't sporting sassy knit frog hats but they do squirt salty fluid when disturbed. They also don't quack, but do look markedly like slimy dicks tryna crawl out of a calcified vag. The name notwithstanding, they have far more in common with crusaders than with feathered ducks.

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awe isn't that just adorable!

Nature's most notorious rapists. Not sure why crusaders are so obsessed with them, but it's not anyone's place to criticize personal taste.