Hazbin hotel!

ENZO: Hello where is here???

Charlie: Welcome to the Happy Hotel! Im Charlie Morningstar! And you are?

the collector: ENZO GABRIEL

*DANCE*

the collector: ENZO GABRIEL

Jonie: Hi...I'm Jonie. I saw that you were trying to redeem sinners in this hotel, and...well...I was wondering if maybe I could stay here?

Alexander: "Um, hello? What is this place, exactly? I've been here in this area for a while, and I haven't seen it before..."

Charlie: Shhh! Don't say that! Extermination day is coming up and they'll get you first!

Alexander: "Alright, alright..."

Charlie: I don't wanna lose any more of the hotels guests-

Alexander: "Y'know, you're not at all what I figured a princess of Hell would be like."

Charlie: that's what my dad says-

Alexander: "Hm." *takes the drink and downs it in a few gulps*

Charlie: but I guess your right

Alexander: "Yeah..." *sighs*

*Alastor spawns next to you*

Alexander: *jumps back* "The-The radio demon...."

Husk: *nods and begins pouring your drink*
*Charlie looks like a frustrated little kid*

Alexander: *tilts his head at Charlie* "You good?"

Charlie: I don't like alcohol.

Alexander: "Really...They make it too hard for ya or something?"

Charlie: No! I just believe people can stop addiction!

Alexander: "Huh." *shrugs and turns back to his drink*

Charlie: *sighs* well... Do you want to be redeemed?

Alexander: "Hmmm...It's not that big of a priority...I mean, what fun is there in
*finger air quotes* "'being redeemed?' Far as I see it, there's no killing, no robbing, no drinking, no smoking, no drugs, no f**king, no beatig up homeless people, the list on."

Charlie: oh goodness... But it's heaven!!! A better place-!

Alexander: "is it, though? Cause it sounds boring. And if the angels that come down every year are anything to go by, the residents are assholes."

*puts his microphone on the ground then leans on it*
Alastor: the one and only, darling.

Alexander: "O-Oh god..."

Alastor: ah~ familiar with me it seems...
*Charlie is confused on why ur so scared*

Alexander: "O-On second thought, I should leave! Charlie, its been uhh...A nice visit, but I really should go..."

Charlie: wait! What's the matter? *She looks worried and puts a hand on your shoulder*
*Alastor stands about 6 feet away from you, smiling*

Alexander: "Nothing, nothing! I just-have business to attend to! Y'know, gotta pay the rent."

Charlie: I know that's not it. please tell me... *She looks genuinely concerned*

Charlie: Yeah....

Alexander: "Heh, maybe this place isn't so bad after all..."

Husk: *from the bar* Thats what im sayin

Alexander: *nods* "Least someone gets it."

Husk: You want a drink or not?

Alexander: "Sure. How much?"

Husk: Ehh... *Scratches chin* Charlie says to make em free but.... $1

Alexander: *slapes the money onto the counter* "Here ya go."

*he smiles and snatches the money, then turns to the back counter*
Husk: anything specific?

Alexander: "Gimme the strongest stuff you got."

Charlie: This is the Happy Hotel! A place to rehabilitate sinners!

Alexander: "...You're joking."

Charlie: *her smile fades for a moment* O-Of course im not!

Alexander: "You're Lucifer's kid, right? Shouldn't you be doing...Princess things? And not...This? It's just...You do realize this is hopeless, right? Nobody here gives two shits about being a better person."

Charlie: I-
*he walks into the room* Angel: I heard somebody speaking my language!

Alexander: "Oh. It's...You. Hello there."

Angel: *looks him up and down* Uh sure its me, Whats up toots

Alexander: "Just...Seeing what this place was about. I was just about to leave, actually."

Angel: Uh- Why not stay for a bit eh?
Charlie: Yeah!

Alexander: "Um, alright then...I have nowhere else to be..."

Charlie: Yay!
Angel: *puts a sucker in his mouth* Im gonna like you.

Alexander: *sighs*

Angel: *smiles smugly*
Charlie: Would you like a tour?

Alexander: "Sure..."

Charlie: Follow me! *she begins to walk away*

Alexander: *follows*

Charlie: This is the lobby! and guest rooms are that way

Alexander: *nods* "Lovely..."

Charlie: The...Bar. is there

Alexander: *perks up* "A bar?"