my dad named me "the game" so he can say "I beat the game yesterday"

this is a joke btw

i named my cat good so i can say im eating good

holy shit thats funny

I named my dog Tom because I can

Dog named alright
I doing alright
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lmao

I named my cat my meat so I can say I beat my meat

first half: hehehe
the next bit: °o°

I named my cat "my hair" so I can say I shaved my hair

Noice.

What the hell is with the 2nd and 3rd one!?!?!?